i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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