she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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