The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
