It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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