ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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