Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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