And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
So. Much. Porn.
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