Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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