Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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