Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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