I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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