Have you finally orgasmed yet?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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