I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Randomize
