Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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