Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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