This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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