hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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