I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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