Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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