I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
