he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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