Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
This is my gift to your gina
I just want to make out with him forever
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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