if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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