i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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