am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
