fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
