Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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