in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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