Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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