I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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