worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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