I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We just shotgunned beers for America
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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