the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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