how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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