I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
