Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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