How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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