We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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