I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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