maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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