Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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