he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
So squirting runs in the family.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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