My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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