If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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