this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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