we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
