You really coming over, don't trick.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
