Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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