Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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