I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Let's paint friendship bongs
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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