I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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